My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: “Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?”
The secret is to always piss someone off. No more mystery.
Fuck you!
🤣
It happens a lot less often here than it did on Reddit, but I too get a slight twinge of dread from it.
I pissed off a transphobes yesterday. Still getting plenty of bang for the buck!
Oh fuck. Another angry response to my shitposting. I can’t wait to see who I offended today!
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Oooh, someone’s disagreeing with me or using some argument fallacy to make themselves more right.
I too like it because it is really rare here.
Well, have another!
Fellow Voyager user I see.
badabing
Hope you have a lovely day
Thanks. You too!
I’m very bad at managing my inbox when there are replies I don’t feel a need to reply to… And probably there are ones that got lost in the pile who I did wanna chat with 🥲
I’m not so great at inboxing myself.
Those are load bearing tabs and cannot be closed.
Eh. Its a just a reply. Not even worth the time replying to the vast majority of the time.
*More than one message*
Me: What did I do…?
Oh shit… what did my drunk ass say this time?
You probably said something in .ml
U mad bro? Great, dont forget to block the instance and me as well.
Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
“SINOPHOBE”
Hmm I didn’t know that by criticizing my (now-former) government, that I’m “hating my own race”
They have no idea what real Sinophobia is like. flashbacks to being in K-12 US schools
I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
And then a ban.
.ml and hexbear love to suck dictator balls, while calling all other boot lickers. However, I’d rather lick a boot than suck balls.
I won’t do either, every flavor of authoritarian can eat my shorts.
Nah, I remember when I’m fucking with them.
Nah, I got banned from there and blocked the instant ages ago.
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