*More than one message*
Me: What did I do…?
You probably said something in .ml
Did you say something negative about China?!?!?!
I have done, and Russia and various other dictators around the world. Basically, if you give them a reality check on any of their daddies you soon get a busy inbox.
.ml and hexbear love to suck dictator balls, while calling all other boot lickers. However, I’d rather lick a boot than suck balls.
I won’t do either, every flavor of authoritarian can eat my shorts.
And then a ban.
“SINOPHOBE”
Hmm I didn’t know that by criticizing my (now-former) government, that I’m “hating my own race”
They have no idea what real Sinophobia is like. flashbacks to being in K-12 US schools
Nah, I remember when I’m fucking with them.
Nah, I got banned from there and blocked the instant ages ago.
U mad bro? Great, dont forget to block the instance and me as well.
Oh shit… what did my drunk ass say this time?
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3 replies? Someone’s popular.
After posting this meme I had 10. Good times :)
My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: “Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?”
The secret is to always piss someone off. No more mystery.
Fuck you!
🤣
It happens a lot less often here than it did on Reddit, but I too get a slight twinge of dread from it.
I pissed off a transphobes yesterday. Still getting plenty of bang for the buck!
Don’t read/clear your replies and you too can achieve this glory:


Antisocial media
Its a comment, not a job.
holy shit
Fantastic
I treat my inbox here like my email inbox (I have 548 ‘unread’ notifications).
Pffft, amateur:

(I’ve set upvotes to blue, just to be clear so you don’t think I’ve downvoted you.)
Wait, are you using thunder? For me it just shows 99+, does it skip straight to 999+ once you get there? I assumed it was showing 99+ cause they didn’t wanna fit more than 3 digits on the nav bar icon
Edit: nvm, that looks like a different client- which client are you using?
This is Summit, which also shows 999+ for me despite me not having that many unread notifs.
Well thats not super helpful 😅
No need to brag
It’s not a brag, it’s a confession.
Ah yes, email, the medium meant to…never be read? You’re a monster.
Nicole, is that you?
Naw there’s a new one now.
Made you look :)
Oh fuck. Another angry response to my shitposting. I can’t wait to see who I offended today!
Hi
I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.
Never trust a pig farmer…
I get excited because lemmy has actually the coolest people on earth.
Also voyager?
Pov: it’s a reply yelling at you for something.
Or at least it could be - better about it just in case!
Only to realize it is just some tankie using 3 seperate accounts to underline their utterly deranged and irrational argument against you.
Are the tankies in the room with us right now?
You tell me, person of .ml

















