dumbass

It legit looks like a child’s hand flipping the bird.

No wonder he likes children, they’re the only ones with hands smaller.

Nah, I remember when I’m fucking with them.

*More than one message*

Me: What did I do…?

Nah, dogs love me.

Nah, I just wanted to get you to admit you’d kick a dog.

Nah, I mean like a stationary, non attacking cop dog, standing there doing its job.

So you’d just like walk up and kick it?

So you’d kick a dog cop?

So dogs don’t have a choice in if they want to be a cop or not right? So essentially, it’s forced employment, which is a form of slavery. So you are saying these dogs are bad because they were forced to do a job they had no say in getting?

Dogs are dogs regardless of employment status.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. All dogs are good.

ACABED

All Cops Are Bastards Except Dogs.

F-droid, but prettier.

We’re the Judean People’s Front!

Just let me get my strap on nose dildo!

That’s not what it’s gonna be used for.

And you’re also full of shit.

That’s what we call animals here in Australia.

Jaffa Kree!

Yep, knew it was worth asking that question.