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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

Anon hates condom

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Anon hates condom

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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.

    It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!

    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      4 months ago

      Nice

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?

    • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world
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      I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.

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        • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          4 months ago

          That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?

          • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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            4 months ago

            Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar

      • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
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        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

          • Match!!@pawb.social
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            memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links

          • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t

    • Twig@sopuli.xyz
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      “I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”

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    Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins

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    Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.

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    Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn’t count.

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    *greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      I much prefer the Japanese propaganda

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    OOP has never had sex. This is proof

    • LifeLemons@lemmy.mlOP
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      Neither OP :(

      • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        did you remove your own upvote after posting…?

        • LifeLemons@lemmy.mlOP
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          Yes, infact I sometimes downvote my own comment if I feel like my comment is shit

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