With the anchors telling viewers, “This flyover is of an F-35 squadron. The program has cost almost 2 trillion. The military has stated it will be using it less going forward. NOW HERE’S BEYONCÉ!”

How do you mess that up? Was it just a person reading from a list when a light came on?

Would a shape charge or a small claymore (less weight but more directed explosion) be a good compromise? More manuverable but need to be more precise. Instead of being within a meter of the target, you have to be looking at the target and detonate. I guess it would be a modern version of grapeshot or shotgun.

I figure he went to Trump, told him he’d do whatever he was told, and he’d appeal to younger people. Trump probably cut him off and said you had me at" whatever you want"

ANFO

Binary explosive/ tannerite

It’s on Wikipedia as well.

Calling his yacht, Almost Heaven, a houseboat undermines his assholeness.

No fucking way is trump 240.

Everyone is one heavy plop on to their chairs from blowing their kneecap

A comedian is perfect for today’s sound bites and excerpts. Him clowning on trump up until the election would be perfect for the TV ratings these networks want. A witty, charismatic guy would win this

Which I hope is before he takes office

I got a wool blanket. I’m sure there’s away to fold/drape into a cloak.

Just looked into it. just need a pin!

Is setting off 100 firecrackers anything more than a misdemeanor? I’d like to start patreon or gofundme and chase these assholes.

Boeing introduces: “free range seating!” It’s just a fully padded area where they cram 150 ppl into what should be 100. Tickets for seats are raised 30%.

Yup, we entered the European theater because the ppl we loaned all that money were getting their asses kicked and knew if they lost we’d never see a cent back.

“…after making disparaging remarks in a local newspaper article”

Looks like the general got fired and he came back to shoot up the place.

I only acknowledge direct lines to dead ppl if they got stupid hats and a custom made vehicle and I don’t see any supreme mobiles.

I’m pretty sure that means that most Americans will die working

My election interference case, where I fucked a porn star while my wife was recovering from child birth, makes it impossible for me to go to the rigged debate on failing CNN. – Trump, probably

Ben Franklin turns away from the old French lady and smiles at you

me, reading: oh no… oh no!