P_P@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comvideomessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1351arrow-down15
arrow-up1346arrow-down1videoKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comP_P@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 days agoHow drunk was he mowing the lawn?
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoA bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoSir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThat has happened more than once in real life…
How drunk was he mowing the lawn?
A bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
Because you’re a pool?
That has happened more than once in real life…