Buttflapper@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days agoI hate people like thislemmy.worldimagemessage-square197fedilinkarrow-up1943arrow-down126
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minus-squareivanafterall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·30 days agoWhat if it’s after closing time, it’s locked, but the people inside are nodding at me?
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·30 days agoThen they have some illegal after-hours business going on and are waiting for you to say the password.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down3·30 days agoIt’s after closing time. So leave.
minus-squareblunderworld@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·30 days agoGreen light, happy shopping!
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·29 days agowhat if some are nodding and others are shaking their heads
minus-square0x0@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·29 days agoThey’re not nodding at you, they’re listening to good music.
What if it’s after closing time, it’s locked, but the people inside are nodding at me?
Then they have some illegal after-hours business going on and are waiting for you to say the password.
Is it password1?
It’s ‘swordfish’.
It’s hunter2.
It’s after closing time. So leave.
Green light, happy shopping!
what if some are nodding and others are shaking their heads
DANCE PARTY
What if they’re doing this?
I’d get sexually aroused
They’re not nodding at you, they’re listening to good music.