Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:

Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.

Yeah, they wish.

Still not using Windows 11.

A new study published in Nature Human Behaviour shows that happiness can come from either within or from external influences, from both, or neither — and which is true differs across people.

I could have 100% told you guys this and saved you a bunch of time and money.

I think they removed it because it’s misinformation. You absolutely can make a blind man fuck. I think it’s a reprehensible thing to do, but it’s technically 100% possible. Be better next time.

North America and I have something in common.

If we’re going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?

Awesome.

Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?

That 3rd shake really is the best.

Lick it on the head to confuse it.

Pretty sus.

Do I pee while she’s still sitting on the toilet or do we take turns? Will flushing it together make a baby?

That’s why they’re blatantly doing away with separation of church and state.

I guess you could say I’m a libertariant.

Total aside: anyone else noticing sports gambling absolutely exploding in the U.S. the last few years? It’s gonna be a problem, guaranteed.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

As an individual ant, I like those odds.

He was going to have them laser-scanned for a Half-Life 3 level, but nevermind.

And by all accounts, runs a great company to work for. Tons of freedom to experiment. Small staff. Great pay and benefits.