• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    A thought:

    If Trump thinks that Kamala Harris should claim she’s Indian because she has an Indian mother, then Barack Obama should claim he’s white for the same reason.

    Too bad no one in the press will bring that up to him.

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      3 months ago

      I never considered that!

      By that same logic, I have been rumored to have slept with all of my friends from high school and every gamer with whom I’ve interacted online

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              3 months ago

              I heard that at Jessica’s party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom’s car and that our mustaches got tangled.

              I also heard that we put gerbils in each other’s butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.

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                3 months ago

                I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They’ll have to do better than that!

                I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?

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                    3 months ago

                    I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.

                    That’s why you always smell so delicious!