Especially your Lemmy profile. When you have to explain “federated” to USBP, you know they’re 5 minutes from welcoming you to the US with open arms.

“Shitass”

It fits perfectly in your hole? Like a flower coral?

Really? I only get 3-phase @ 60Hz

As a Texan, I can introduce you to my barking spider.

I always thought it stood for “pepperoni.” So, you’re saying “PET” stands for “Positrons, Endives, and Tomatoes”?

Just like how anthropological archeologists compete to eat the oldest thing they find

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

Atari game programmed to know chess moves: knight to B4

Chat-GPT: many Redditors have credited Chesster A. Pawnington with inventing the game when he chased the queen across the palace before crushing the king with a castle tower. Then he became the king and created his own queen by playing “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” at the same time.

Change “PE teacher” to “stack of health magazines” and it’s a more accurate equivalence.

If my parents taught me anything as a child, that means that the One Blade probably has a crush on you. You should try talking to it!

No no, they might have a point…

Don’t tell me how to cheat!

True, I tried parrying my Xbox and it kinda glitched, but then worked just fine. But when I tried water on it, it stopped working at all.

To: [email protected]

Subject: URGENT- impending financial disaster

Body:
Please respond as soon as you get this, we’re headed for disaster! We need to address this before I leave for 3 months for my trip to the Mediterranean. Don’t worry, I’ll stay far away from Palestine.

A FELLOW LeGo OWNER!!!

Hi.

Hard reboots/power cycling are gonna be a real pain in the ass. I suspect that there’s gonna be significant downtimes until they switch from Windows to Linux and then figure out their super space drivers. Considering the millions it costs to launch someone into space, the IT astronaut who has to unplug this and plug it back in is going to be the most expensive tech support/hour ever.

Did you check the back pocket of your pants that have been through the washer and dryer 3 times already because you forgot to hang them properly and they got wrinkly and you didn’t feel like ironing them?

“Trump’s third term is lasting a really long time. I was confused when he chose his own successor on his death bed, but now I’m growing concerned that this might threaten democracy!”