• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          3 months ago

          I heard that at Jessica’s party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom’s car and that our mustaches got tangled.

          I also heard that we put gerbils in each other’s butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.

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            3 months ago

            I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They’ll have to do better than that!

            I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?

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                3 months ago

                I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.

                That’s why you always smell so delicious!

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                  3 months ago

                  Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack

                  Look out Butthole Surfers, there’s a new band willing to give Texans a bad name!

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                    3 months ago

                    Joke all you like, I’ve got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change.

                    But we’re a bunch of middle aged rockers so I’m not sure we’ll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring.