Oh this has layers
Shrek?
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘
Like impossibly thin?
How many people are actually going to get this?
Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.
Oh he has YT channel now 😂
Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.
There are dozens of un old farts here.
I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
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pretty cool song right?
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Anyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he understood Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
I think it’s a long shot.
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
What show is that?
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
Your dance parties are boring AF
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
/woooosh
