Android folks generally know because we have to close them sometimes. Don’t know about iPhoners

And cockroaches, too. They’ll haul ass and scurry away every time. They know.

Future physics will be modern magic!

I’m well aware of US history. I’m only making the contrast between who I want punished right now. I don’t think regular folks with working brains should pay for the sins of the few. Does that clear things up?

Why would I want to “kill America” when my friends and family live there? I only want the Trump administration out and to pay for their crimes.

Who? I tried looking it up, but it turns out the number of women who have been kidnapped, tortured, and murdered has become a haystack.

Conservashits suggesting you can transition into a woman to prey on women and get away with it is the most microbrain shit I’ve ever heard.

“Whoops, my finger slipped. There goes another residential building. So sorry.” - Russia every time

Ngl, I would’ve done the same with all that tasty goodness around me all the time. Yummy!

#wherearetheynow

I pirate to fuck with corporate greed.

The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving. I’m losing this battle, help!

I will not thirst for the laughing buff guys, I will not thirst for the laughing buff guys, I will not thirst for the laughing buff guys…

In Spanish it’s called “cacholote”. I wonder if it’s related because it’s such an odd word since other whales are called “ballenas”.

people somehow survived without police for millions of years

I was replying to that timeframe.

Here are outlined systems of law enforcement since ancient times.

E: Whoops, someone beat me to it.

I’m with you! We could, at the very least, start policing the police but I wouldn’t mind an entirely different system altogether.

The overuse of exclamation marks is usually one tell.

I think that’s because they lived in close-knit communities where people knew each other. The police are a modern solution to a contemporary problem.

You big, hairy ape! Look at you over here, with your big brain and your big ass. So much abstract thinking, and you ain’t even got a prehensile tail!

My bike works well enough instead.

Same here, I’ve gotten weird looks for not owning a car. But hey, at least I got a pair of nice legs I get complimented on twice a year. lol