Pilot dad’s mustache is much better. More like Tim Meadows.

Or Gordon on Sesame Street.

Pilot dad’s mustache is much better. More like Tim Meadows.

Or Gordon on Sesame Street.



The day the blink tag was removed from the rendering engine was the day we lost our way.
The very definition of scaroused.
Dog 1: “Bro I can smell your butt from over here!”
Dog 2: “Bro, me too!”
Sharks, with hungry babies hatching inside them: “WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!”
Of course there’s a Stovepedia.


“Hexadecimal, is that you?”

This is what a plastic spoon evolves into. Be careful what you throw into the ocean.


Get re-sanctioned.
Little Hexagon on the Prairie


“I don’t wanna close my eeeyes,
I don’t wanna faaall asleep.
Cause I’d miss you babe,
And I don’t wanna miss a thing.”
They’ll have to give you Preparation A through G.


This used to be called being a suck up.


Fucking dicks, I like this show.
Leaving X is a plus, though. Get a Mastodon, please.
American English: “All of the above are valid.”
“Even ‘octopussies?’”
American English: “…sure.”


2 Rascal 2 Dreaming
Cover every dead roof that has sunshine beating down on it, yes.
But there’s an actual benefit to covering fields. Livestock can get shade and keep the grass in check for one thing.
“Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody Dance Dance Dinosaur!”