• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Except you didn’t write Mark Wahlberg’s fake penis, or Eddie Adams/Dirk Digler’s penis. You wrote Mark Wahlberg’s penis.

    In contrast, John Holmes was a porn star who was famously well-endowed.

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      4 months ago

      FUCK! Good catch! I totally forgot that Mark Wahlberg’s character was only inspired by John Holmes. You absolutely win.

      I’d offer you a victory prize such as my last shred of dignity, but I think I lost that in my previous comment.

      Damn, you’re good, great job!

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        4 months ago

        I wasn’t trying to win. I’m sorry for sucking the fun out of the joke getting hung up on details. I didn’t know Dirk Digler was based on John Holmes, so thanks for teaching me something new!

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          You didn’t suck the fun out of anything. I don’t always agree with you, but I always enjoy our discourse.

          And if we’ve learned anything, the correct word is “hanged.” Only John Holmes and @[email protected]’s dad are hung. And any prosthesis, obviously.