This could actually be very useful. For example if your controller is completely covered in some sort of industrial lubricant that tape won’t stick to, then you can pay this guy and he’ll have to clean it so he can tape it. Now you have a clean controllet
Could also be useful because he claims to tape all your controllers. So if you’ve lost some, call up this guy and he’ll locate every controller in your house to bring them all together in a taped mass.
Or if they’re distributed around the continent and you want them all together. Cheap multi-origin shipping, hell yeah.
Glue a controller to each dragonball and call this guy when you need a new wish.
We’ll bring down Amazon! The hero we all need
Why I was just sayin’ to the wife the other day, “Honeybuns, who can we get to come over and duct tape our controllers together real cheap!?” Which is weird because I’m not even married.
Shop around, you can’t beat that price. It’s really a good bargain.