This guy’s browser history gotta be a wild ride.

I’ll put $100 down right now, that in less than 5 years this guy is caught doing some sexual thing that goes against everything he preaches, even if it’s not actually icky by anyone else’s normal standards.

This dude for sure hires male prostitutes and blames it on his porn addiction.

This guy fucks kids and has a baby shoe collection.

I assume he will have no problem showing us his browser history…

Found the pedophile.

And I want to jail people for getting in the up elevator when they are really going down and double their sentences if they say, “I’ll just go for a ride” like a blithering idiot.

I think we are probably on par with achieving our dreams.

He’d be imprisoning a large portion of his voter base.

Heard about this from Hemant Mehta. This guy is filling these wishful bill proposals knowing they are too extreme and that they won’t pass even in Oklahoma. So instead of, I dunno, working on legislation to help literally anyone in his state, he’s doing the congressional equivalent of trying to look busy.

And make no mistake, he would likely love to see some of these passed into law, he just doesn’t care enough to try to break the system so that they could.

“promote what is good in accordance with the will of God.”

I guarantee this dude wouldn’t know God’s will if it’s big wet mushroom tip smacked him in the face.

Wait someone tell me what did Christ die for again?

And so i ask, what then shall we do to mister deevers once he’s found with a 14 year old’s mouth around his cock?

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