Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
“Person, woman, man, camera, tv”
If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid’s voice.
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Get a properly sized pickup truck covered in dings and scratches showing you actually utilize the thing. Your penis is huge and you’ve got balls of steel! A paragon of masculinity!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?
According to the internet, she turns 35 in October.
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
Everyone has the potential for improvement and you’re just getting better with time <3
I guess Jewel Osco is not into vegan cheesecake. A shame, because I think you’re delicious!
Agreed, and I would think XP was the stubbornly popular version. People were on there for years after end of support.
A large amount of people still clinging to Win 10 because the only other (Windows) option is upgrading to 11 doesn’t mean it’s “popular” so much as it means people want 11 even less than they wanted 10.
Mine Komp(romat) by covfefe Trump
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else
Well, see, Pandemic is under the Bidemic umbrella! So is Polydemic but they’re frequently forgotten…
If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!
And your health insurance!
I was outside, next to a park on a lake, and I mentioned to someone the lack of ambient bugs. He was insistent that there were bugs around somewhere but it took me several minutes to locate ONE and it was the only one I could find.
No dragonflies, ladybugs, bees, wasps, butterflies, beetles, grasshoppers… I couldn’t even see any ants, flies, or mosquitos. The one I found looked similar to a gnat. It’s spring here. There should be bugs.
I believe the jury wasn’t even allowed to know about the “you’re fucked” inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he’s pointing his gun at you, “you’re fucked” but somehow that’s not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.