It wasn’t anything specific, it’s just… the idea of this guy being the real life Tony Stark didn’t pass the smell test. Not because he didn’t seem bright, but because I couldn’t believe ANYONE lived up to the hype that Elon had.

That and… well… the idea of the Private Corporation coming to save the day and guide us into a Utopia sounded way too much like a Libertarian Fantasy.

If I were the conspiratorial type, I’d say it’s about police language

Between him.and Jordan Peterson it looks like Ketamine

Right? I’m tired of the euphemism treadmill telling me what I can and can’t say. Especially if we are coming up with childish phrases like “unalived”

I used to call myself a <transgender slur> until woke cispeople got on my case about it.

Ahh… I guess it’s better than the old internet where the N-Word was your fast pass to being seen as funny and cool?

Oh I fully expect the DNC to try to rehabilitate him

My head canon is that in universe Musk Jr. High isn’t a real school and it’s just an edgy joke… the space version of saying you went to the “Adolf Hitler School for Tolerance and Friendship”

You say it for a laugh when you’re 14 or acting like it on Space 4Chan

I knew it was a grift from the start because people who are kind and wise don’t spend millions purely to make sure I know how kind and wise they are.

A friend of mine has head canoned that the guy from Star Trek was joking about being from Elon Musk University and that it’s the old “Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance” gag but in space.

I’m just gonna go with that because fuck it’s the equivalent of listing Deepak Chopra as one of the greatest philosophers of the 21st century in your hard sci-fi setting.

And I am proud to have called bullshit on it from day one.

Whoever leads us to the promised land isn’t going to have a for profit LLC

Not even. He started on home, he just claimed he ran there and for some reason people believed him even though he still had a bat in his hand.

Elon has had “Penisdick” written all over him since day one

Deltarune 3 Bahbee…

Might also dip my toes into Look Outside

What the actual fuck?

I don’t have eye problems of any kind. Don’t even need reading glasses…

And even I cried upon reading this.

I think this is a mission in Yakuza

Because Dark Souls made money

Don’t know what a greysexual is

I have a highly active sex drive yet I find most sexual acts boring and the human body too disgusting to be worth a damn… drawings however are irresistible

There’s gotta be a word for this