You to girl

Coke free for a couple years. I’m doing my part

Break convention

` class foo: def init(cunt, bar): cunt.bar=True

`

Except from aliens that are also stuck here with us

Any moment now

This, I used to read a lot, even with my ADHD.

But for some reason I stopped, and now I struggle to focus reading.

careful, you don’t want to hurt that awesome cutting board

do you volunteer?

not impressive, i can have explosive diarrhea and blow up the toilet as well

yours is cool

doesn’t look sharp. doubt you’ll be able to cut anything with that board.

stupid ass name, remember that.

what if men took a bit if care about their hygiene.

MEW SEXUALITY ALERT!!!

need a playlist video essay about every one of them!

ok, how about we share pocket tech with women in exchange for wing tip eye makeup?

it’s just an overpriced firework

that’s good, but fuck their support for genocide and criminalising protesting against genocide.

I guess we should also ban imitation crab.

Carmine lipstick that isn’t made with beetles.

Artificial sweeteners that don’t have any sugar but tastes like.

Parchment should only be made of animals skin.

and there’s probably a shit ton of products that are actually replacement things.

this is far beyond gender.

Males are styled to be boring, girls to be pretty.

the fact that a man can get married, work, and buried in the same suit is depressing as fuck.

men need to feel pretty too.

I feel like I am going crazy,

I definitely remember watching them sipping nectar while hovering, and now I am wondering if I Mandela effected myself somehow

good riddance