Love seeing mbmbam references in the wild
There’s a research grant to be had here.
false article, but fun fact!
astronauts on Mir got porn sendt up, as well as having a small supply of alcohol for special occasions.
aaand nobody got pregnant.
(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)
“Wot? Wadn’t me.”
John, you’re the only man on board…
“Don’t know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn’t me…”
Lol. Chances for accidentally short circuit something with stray fluid are much much higher than creating a new human this way.
Am I missing a joke or something? “Stray fluids” aren’t just forcing their way into people’s vaginas.
The point of thrust is offset so you’d spin around uncontrollably.
LMAOOOOOOO
Jack off with a condom. Problem solved. That or make a designated jack off Suit that keeps all your fluids on one spot. A full body condom if you will. I know some here are born with one, but it wouldn’t hurt to have an extra layer.
Each spaceman’s given a cone,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w3fKYMYM01Y&pp=ygUjbGV0dGVya2Vubnkgc3BhY2UgeW91IGdvdHRhIGNvbmUgaXQ%3D
Listen.
The shit that went down with Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore with the Boeing Starliner incident was written like a NASA fanfic.
Stranded for 10 months alone on the ISS? I hope they used protection lmao
epilogue
“Let’s just retire after all this so things aren’t weird.”
I love your telling of the story but there is one very inconvenient detail.
They definitely weren’t alone on the ISS, there was a full complement of crew from both Dragon and Soyuz in the station with them
huh huhuhh hhuuhhuhuh you said spunk
it’s highly unlikely, fluids stick together and make drops in the air which you can easily see and avoid. and also, come on, women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm floating through the air is even less likely that women getting accidentally impregnated by sperm swimming in the water of the public swimming pool …
Good point, don’t wank in the swimming pool either.
What about wanking in the hand lotion at least ?
Well I guess that’s fine. It’s a long time since I was at school but I don’t think hands can get pregananant.
The chlorination of a public swimming pool is deadly to sperm, so I imagine the chances on a spaceship are a lot higher.
Also “easily seeing and avoiding” is just not realistic. You don’t have eyes on your vulva that are focused on checking for stray sperm globs 24/7.
Clothes they are wearing clothes.
Haha imagine a female astronaut free breeze for the lolz. Maybe even the reason the male astronaut is cranking.
I’m not looking to have a baby, but I gotta admit that if I were an astronaut and the one-in-a-million chance of getting impregnated by floating sperm happened, that’d be incredible. I’d have the first baby conceived in space! What a cool story to have in a family’s lore.
Of course, that’s provided it survives the rest of the trip.
And the daddy is an astronaut too! Not bad.
Magnificent.
This is how we get Space Jesus
General Kenobi…
You are a bold one.
It’s a valid emergency propulsion method and I’m sick of being told it’s not.
One day I’m gonna save a space station, that will show them.
“CRANK THE THROTTLE!” “STOP CALLING IT THAT!”
there should absolutely be a shitty trash movie about this.
I hope it’s really techy talking about overall force, nozzle velocity, etc, but also soapy, so the audience knows what the main propulsion expert is fighting for …
“if you nut in space, it push you backwards.” - Griffin McElroy
