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Strawberry seeds are designed by a malevolent god to stick perfectly in human front teeth.
Raspberry seeds make fun of strawberry seeds.
I have a chia seed from 1973 in the back of my mouth.
You celebrated 50 years together two years ago… Such a heartwarming story!
Keeps my mouth warm too
They are made to stay a long time in hosts so that they can spread farther
strawberries are accessory fruits, not nuts.
But they’re covered in nuts
Kinda like your mom last night
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…which is exactly what the third comment is saying
Why is microsoft from Germany writing in English? Why don’t they just post it on their main Account which actually has a primarely English-speaking audience?
The original post (not shown in the screenshot) is from PBS, that’s why it says “Author” by their name. If it was in English (likely) it makes sense to answer in English as well.
Ok, the original post by PBS is just cropped out, that makes sense, thanks for the explanation
I’ve heard every combination of “[food] is actually [plant part]” so any time anyone says this type of sentence, I just roll my eyes.
Cabbages are actually tree trunks
Raspberries are actually tubers
Wheat is actually a berry
And oranges are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings
Also acorns are the progenitors of oranges.
Yeah it’s just meaningless factoids to me now.
I want to fill a spoon with strawberry seeds and see how it tastes
You gotta shell them first.
So what this nerd is saying is that we can milk a strawberry??
Before the tech gets there, let’s commission some “art” on that subject?
(For real, the seeds being nuts is a stretch)
Like cashews!
I thought nuts had to come from trees, though.
Like, peanuts aren’t actually nuts.
There’s a legumes joke in there, but I dunno.
Peanuts claim to be nuts, but they aren’t a legumtimate part of the taxonomy.
I dunno.
Honest attempt. 7.5/10.
What is a tree?
Well damn, I guess strawberries can be trees and nuts.
While peanuts are not nuts, but legumes.
I hereby christen thee, pealegumes.
You need to put an exclamation mark (!) before you insert the image, like this:
Thanks. I don’t comment much anymore.
Is this why strawberries are common allergens? Like so much more common than other fruits?
Like cashews?
This is nuts!
Strawberry nut flour - it’s gluten free!
Microsoft feigning innocence with cutesy trivia to distract us from their highly unethical business practices. Screw Microsoft. Use Linux 🐧.
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✍︎ arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature.I wonder if people are allergic to strawberries are just allergic to the seeds then
