I just can’t fathom how that happens, after cooming all that I want to do is cuddles and kisses ?? Ride the endorphins high together…
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
POS…probably a future cop
try therapy
I’ve heard similar takes resolved with “this person is venomously sexist, but straight.” Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it’s back to absolutely loathing women.
Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.
Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear
This reads like one step away from a DV situation
Yeah it’s definitely testosterone :/ just pure monkey brain neuron activated, there’s not really any thoughts besides “I am so unbelievably in love with them” until you’re snapped back to reality…
if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?
Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I’ve known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those…generally aren’t very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.
But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don’t even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?
Often times their husbands were different before their marriage, and probably for a while afterwards, then they slowly got shittier, and shittier
So… more deceit? I’ve had uhmmm enough contact with all sexes in my time, and found “a relationship is a means to an end” type behavior in too many of my fellow humans. Also when they will not stop sliding into shittier and shittier behavior it usually means they were shitty from the start, but their mask is slipping.
Still amazes me, the many, many people seeing felationships as purely transactional.
Edit: lol, the typo stays.
Not always deceit. A lot of these guys don’t go into this with the intent to do this, it’s just sorta something that happens as they age, and get disaffected/dissatisfied with life in general, and their wife ends up bearing a lot of the bullshit from that. Not an excuse, it’s still them being fucking awful people, but they didn’t go into the relationship intending to be the husband who’s wife does literally everything, while they sit on their ass, and be distant.
There are absolutely pure personality disordered men out there that do, in fact, do this type of thing with intention.
I would call that a collapse of communication, but I understand what you mean. I agree that stopping to work on oneself and/or disassociating from your partner in a relationship is a huge betrayal and all around shitty behavior. Thanks for clarifying. I’m totally with you on that.
BTW I once woke someone up to their behavior during a screaming match where I shouted “Why are you like this, we a supposed to be on the same side! Both of us against the problem, not whatever you’re doing.” Well at least I think these were my words, there might have been a lot more swear words … But that was successful only one time, so …
Believe it or not, straight to therapy.
Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it
Fake: anon had sex
Open and shut case.
Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?
Uh, anon, vaginas aren’t supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
Well unwashed for round 2 is kinky
Self cleaning ovens hahahha
I… am fairly sure he means ‘unwashed’ in the sense of ‘impure’, aka, ‘not a virgin’.
Still awful, but… that’s how I read this…?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
It isn’t washed with soap, but it is washed with water
Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.
Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?
What?
Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?
Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
I’ll choose not.
it could have been his point
Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She’s never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
I think you mean her vulva. It’s fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.
I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
… or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).
Fair enough, lol.
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper… ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don’t have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet… however, if it gets fairly cold where you live… either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or… be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.
Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.
Someone hasn’t had a girlfriend
Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Holy damn, and the upvotes… You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck
Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.
Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.
Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.
Got ‘em!
Yeah just let the jizz stew there naturally
I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅
Girlfriend, if you don’t even wash out the jizz it’s gonna be rank down there. I don’t mean with bleach but gotta rinse that shit with water at least.
It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.
The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.
I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.
this is false
I come around and collect it
Oh great, we have a cum fairy.
Band name
I can’t wrap my mind around not wanting it gone as soon as possible
At that point, condoms are probably better. It’s easy cleanup and you don’t have to deal with semen.
Yeah, does seemen not like, impregnate people?
I don’t mean doing some deep cleaning and yeah it might not be all natural to wash out cum but it’s pretty nasty if someone doesn’t do that.
It’s like how washing your hair with products isn’t natural and can actually take away good oils and stuff, but people are still going to be put off if your hair is mad oily and smelly.
I think the disconnect here is that washing your hair usually doesn’t lead to health problems the way washing a vagina does (douching even with water causes pelvic inflammatory disease, for example). It is your choice, I just wanted to provide information about vaginal health because this mentality sounds like it comes from shame rather than any health reason. It’s not nasty (again, shame), vaginas do have smells like when you’re on your period. Mine only smelled weird with one partner, and even then I’ve never had a smell for very long unless there was an actual infection going on. Smells are usually no big deal, assuming there isn’t an infection. I know you mentioned it smelling “rank” before, I think you might benefit from visiting a gynecologist. Again, no shame, vaginas are a normal part of life for some of the population.
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/my-discharge-smells-like-my-boyfriend
My Discharge Smells Like my Boyfriend
Wild url. Not even the title of the article, either.
I really don’t think this person has a vagina.
Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.
Can’t beat that all natural UTI soup
Fake: everything until the linebreak
Gay: everything after the linebreak
The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It’s not really that simple, but it’s part of it. And I’m not a doctor.
After coming I don’t want sex again but I don’t magically find my partner disgusting and annoying… we just cuddle.
No, and no. Not even just “not that simple”. You’re dead wrong. That’s like saying I got from home to work because of “wheel”. It’s involved but it does not drive the show
Are you going to provide an explanation you think is more correct? Some kind of correction, or citation, or just say “you’re wrong” without further comment?
Anon discovers he might be gay
To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick
Then explain his quote in this documentary, Mrs scientist.
NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar
Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then
All Anons are males. And gay.
Evolution anon
This is actually an interesting insight into a severily bipolar mind of a person
Is that really what bipolar is like?
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What is it like?
Absolutely not
So anon is just a cunt?
They’re just immature. The lovey-dovey part is as fake as the disdain, they’re just a kid cosplaying adult interpersonal relationships.
Most probably a cunt too.
If by cunt you mean a quite common personality, then yes…
Not really so far as I understand it. “Bipolar swings” are more commonly on a week-month timescale.
Not an in/out timescale?
When people say bipolar they mean borderline. The person in the green text would be borderline
Bipolar is manic-depressive though…?
They are similar, but BPD usually relates to how you think about other people, along with extreme highs and lows. The biggest difference: Bipolar is almost like being on a schedule with your manic-depressiveness, while BPD mood swings are brought on by external influences. What we see in the green text is classic BPD relationship thoughts. You are either madly in love, or you absolutely hate them. There’s no in-between.
Right… okay, I was worried I’d been teaching it wrong all these years. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Borderline and Bipolar being conflated before.
