fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 20 hours agoNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1862arrow-down18
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minus-squarePseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·15 hours agoApparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·13 hours agoBut do you fit into that box? 🤔
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 hours agofirst, ya cut a hole in that box…
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 minutes agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
minus-squareKMAMURI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·13 hours agoNothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
minus-squareZabjam@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 hours agoI have mixed feelings about this.
Apparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
But do you fit into that box? 🤔
first, ya cut a hole in that box…
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
Don’t breathe this.
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I have mixed feelings about this.