fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 20 hours agoNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1862arrow-down18
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minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 minutes agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.