• Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    5 days ago

    America won’t buy our corn and guns!

    Why won’t America buy our corn and guns?

    Oh, because they make their own and they’re fucking thousands of miles away.

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      what’s the worst that can happen to chicken in a couple thousand miles from a country of origin with no regulations

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        4 days ago

        You don’t want 10-day aged chicken?
        Or maybe you want 10-day aged chicken that has been processed in a way that the 10 days of aging doesn’t change the chicken - instead of usual aging processes that enhance meats (well, red meats)

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      They do buy our guns - they go crazy for ČZ pistols (made in a little shithole country called Czech Republic)

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        in my experience from a decade ago Czechia was a delightful place to visit and the people were very kind and helpful.

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        In fairness they probably don’t actually know that. They’re obsessed with AKs for example but most Americans probably don’t know where they’re from.