• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    I would let anyone extend the bench but if the systems detects the user doesn’t have a valid subscription it folds back into the wall compressing the person into a chunky soup.

    I would name these benches after our favorite economic model - the meat grinder.