🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agoYou can be anythingsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up144arrow-down1external-linkYou can be anythingsh.itjust.works🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-226 days agoIf I had a felony conviction I’d be applying everywhere answering the phone like, “oh right, you can be president but not manager of a dave and busters.”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoSorry, but you need 33 more convictions to qualify for that position.
If I had a felony conviction I’d be applying everywhere answering the phone like, “oh right, you can be president but not manager of a dave and busters.”
Sorry, but you need 33 more convictions to qualify for that position.