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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    With a good cunnilingus game, there’s no apology needed.

    • MrFappy@lemmy.world
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      You’d be surprised

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        in any case, “thank you” is more appropriate than “I’m sorry”

        • Signtist@lemm.ee
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          “Thank you I came in 30 seconds.”

        • HelluvaKick@lemmy.world
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          My go to is “damn that pussy fire”

          • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            Old school. Nice.

            Love is a burning thing
            And it makes a fiery ring
            Bound by wild desire
            I fell into a ring of fire

            I fell into a burning ring of fire
            I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
            And it burns, burns, burns
            The ring of fire, the ring of fire

            I fell into a burning ring of fire
            I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
            And it burns, burns, burns
            The ring of fire, the ring of fire

            The taste of love is sweet
            When hearts like ours meet
            I fell for you like a child
            Oh, but the fire went wild

            I fell into a burning ring of fire
            I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
            And it burns, burns, burns
            The ring of fire, the ring of fire

            I fell into a burning ring of fire
            I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
            And it burns, burns, burns
            The ring of fire, the ring of fire

            And it burns, burns, burns
            The ring of fire, the ring of fire
            The ring of fire, the ring of fire…

            • HelluvaKick@lemmy.world
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              This wouldn’t work my partner hates country music

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                This isn’t just “country”. This is classical, its hall of fame material, its collective memory, it’s culture, it’s the OST for THPSU2

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                  I don’t disagree with you but I’ve barked up this tree a bunch of times

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                There’s a Social Distortion cover that’s punk rock, if that’s more their style

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                Needs a Nine Inch Nails cover!

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                  The only thing that would work

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                I hate country and this song is fire.

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            I believe it was Kendrick who once side,

            “And her body got that ass that a ruler couldn’t measure. And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed.”

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        What do you mean?

  • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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    Humble brags are the best flex.

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      Right? A whole 30 seconds? Marathon man here…

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    Efficient yet insufficient

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    My last encounter didn’t go so well either.

  • itsmect
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    did … did vedal write this?

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      Like Vedal could last 30 seconds.

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    Man’s just flexin that Hallmark+ premium sub with free cards on her. She’ll lock him down if she’s smart.

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