Let’s say you visit a new city for the first time, and you’re trying to find a place you heard of that gives away free toys. You know the name, but you don’t know where it is, so you ask the man in the information booth. France has ordered the man not to tell anyone where to find the place that gives away free toys.

Your dad is an isopod!

Don’t feel bad, you come from a long line of men who got it done before buyer’s remorse set in.

Please make your text smaller, I can still read it.

Ooh spicy meme drama, love it

Are you good with the games that involve killing other people against their consent?

It works great on the foil and plastic type bags, just don’t vacuum it. Seal only

I reseal chips bags with the heat seal of my food saver.

It’s Discontinued. Dang.

Ariana Piccolo

Maybe our types of thoughts are so primitive compared to them that they can’t even imagine that we’d have them.

Your body runneth out of Magnesium

It’s technically possible but it would take a truly massive sum of money to get off the ground, and nobody is going to put up the capital knowing they’re not going to get a return on that investment. People don’t get the kind of money required to do this by making decisions like that.

Kids don’t even use radio. They don’t know what stations even are. Mine don’t even know what live TV is.

Yeah, “What the F does that mean?” Is the next line Michael says in the film Office Space 😌

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What the f does that mean?

I love drinking my MTN Dew with a soda spoon

She looks about 35 and fit. He looks about 18. People had kids younger back then.