• superkret@feddit.org
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    28 days ago

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road…

    No, that’s too formal.

    Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.
    Yours truly, Maurice Moss.