JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comexternal-linkmessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1414arrow-down16
arrow-up1408arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comJimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square65linkfedilink
minus-squareGalapagon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoPressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoAnd it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
minus-squareda_cow (she/her)@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoAnd at some point you start enjoying them.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoUnless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…
Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
And at some point you start enjoying them.
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…