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  • Lvxferre@mander.xyz
    8·
    2 months ago

    Siegfrieda:

    • how open yoghurtcup
    • how get inside blanket
    • how open watertap
    • why toiletpaper fun
    • best tricks to play against human
    • why are humans selfheating
    • wats inside kitchencabinet
    • how to friend a kika

    Kika:

    • how to tell unknown humans to not touch me with their filthy and disgusting paws
    • do humans transmit diseases or are they just disgusting
    • how to train humans to run towards you and pet you
    • why do humans call me tsundere
    • how to murder a ziguifrida [Siegfrieda]
    • where to get shredded chicken breast
    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      how to train humans to run towards you and pet you

      Oh no! I think they figured it out! That’s ALL I want to do.

      • Lvxferre@mander.xyz
        3·
        2 months ago

        Then as you do it, provided that she doesn’t know you, she’ll hiss and threaten you. And then look at you with a dumb “why am I not being petted?” face.