Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months ago30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoYep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive. Source: got snipped.
minus-squareclif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoWhen I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test. Doctor’s orders! 🫡
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThat’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoGotta wait for the clear bill of health
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor’s orders! 🫡
That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
Beat your meat in the missus?
Gotta wait for the clear bill of health