I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
Good point.
Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.
Maybe it’ll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
It’s actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly
Edit: acidic or not, it’s definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice
I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers
Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors
The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.
ham on pizza is sweet
What? Where? Ham isn’t supposed to be sweet.
Nah there’s ways to prepare ham to be on the sweeter side, haven’t heard of it being done that way for pizza though. Usually it’s for a deli cut or charcuterie plate.
There is a whole franchise in the US called Honey Baked Ham. Americans love their sugar.
Pepperoni pineapple pizza (PPP?) is underrated. Bonus points for mushroom and jalapeno. And maybe onion.
My preference is pineapple, black olives, and onions.
The black olives give the same salty as meats, so it works out quite nicely. I’m not typically into spicy pizza, but onions and pineapple go nicely together when cooked, imho.
Pineapple-Chicken-Cheese (Gouda) makes an awesome sandwich. With Pizza I am an minimalist and almost only eat Margherita.
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.
Pussy!
P(ineapple)ussy
Pinussy, if you will
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I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Sentences you never thought you’d read.
And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!
Landjäger? I barely know her!
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
speaking from experience?
We don’t talk about Bruno or Bruno’s juice.
No coconut? Coward
hes not fucking nuts
Beautiful
That’s how you get maggots
Oh no vietnam flashbacks
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.
frussy
Username checks out
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
there is video?
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
The guys name is John Kilo.
Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.
Can elope 🥰
Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
Is there another way?
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
Allegedly.
Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
What?? But we eat that shit.
A man of culture
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
Vodka… Right… “Vodka”
Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.
Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.
If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
