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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

    It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

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      l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.

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        Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

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          It’s why horses are measured by hands

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            Yes, farm hands

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        Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

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      Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”

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