Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1355arrow-down116
arrow-up1339arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoIt’s why horses are measured by hands
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-210 months agoDid you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?