• grandkaiser@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

    Contestant: “The penis”

    SH: “A WUH… HUH??” audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

    SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for “penis” Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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      6 months ago

      lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break

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        6 months ago

        a perpetual commercial break

        This is how I imagine hell… Waiting for something to continue… forever…

        Anyways, I’m gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?

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          6 months ago

          Hey, uh…

          Microwaves broken, and we’re out of popcorn.

          The issues are related, and it’s Steve’s fault.

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      6 months ago

      you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors

      “THE PENIS”