Not counting Choc Ripple, which are horrible.
You can get any number of chocolate-coated biscuits, but dammit I just want a simple chocolate shortbread or near offer. Hell, I’d settle for a giant Tiny Teddy, though those too are a bit industrial.
Just give me a pack of bourbons without the cream in, that’d do fine.
Is this some terribly rare niche interest all of a sudden? Am I really the only person in this country who would buy such a thing?
Yes I know I can make my own, it’s just tedious - and the lack of demand for anything like it confuses and enrages me.
I take umbrage at the unwarranted sledging of ripples. Perhaps belvita breakfast cookies are more to your taste.
those belvita things are actually so good