My Apple IIC was the stuff back in the 80s.

It was also the last Apple product I owned.

Do you consider yourself attracted to AI, cartoons, and or wax figures? Or do withhold judgment until you find out if they are human?

I was gonna make a point, but then I got high.

I was posting while smoking a joint, so I was Hiiiiiiiigh.

Now they mocking me in the reply, and I know why.

“Why cuz”

Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high

This dog is black, not.

I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.

If you see them at the IHOP they are called the “Waffling USSS”.

Also accepted is just saying it phonetically like “Us” but with a lisssssp.

I get closer to this goal with every passing year!

The original was so good.

I spent a ridiculous amount of time on my Apple IIc editing levels as a kid.

Do you have a license, to ill?

Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.

I prefer Re***t

I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”

He had other lines the ladies love like:

“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/manatee-farts/

It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.

Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

Yea, That just laying there.

It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night

And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and dead bodies to the kitchen.” Mutant League Football.