A cat is fine too

Didn’t you know? It’s impossible to feel horny or be responsible for your actions before you turn 18, it’s scientific or something; before that, you’re literally a child. That’s why the age of consent is 18 everywhere in the world.

I often use animethemes.moe to find creditless openings. There’s also openings.moe, but it had a very small selection and never got updated.

Seriously though, I think I’d look for someone who I’m comfortable being with, as in being able to talk about dumb stuff for hours or stay silent in the same room enjoying each other’s company. I know it sounds vague, but I’ve seen so many couples who don’t get along, it’s pretty puzzling.

Personality-wise, someone who can see things from a somewhat neutral point of view or open to new perspectives would be ideal. Ideally on the smarter side. Creative/proactive in their hobbies as well, at the very least deeply curious and not a mindless consumer of whatever is easier to get. Interests must include anime and some niche/unusual activity, and being technologically inclined is a big plus. Of course, I must be able to trust that person; feeling jealousy or uncertainty sounds like it’d make the whole thing pointless.

Physically, my only hard requirement is not being obese (a bit of fat is ok). The “Woman (optional)” thing is mostly true, though (I’ll focus on women here). Height should be ideally above 1.60 m, but I have nothing against >IMAGINE or death by snu-snu, for that matter. Breasts of any size, including no breasts. I’d rather date someone with straight hair, but it’s not a deal breaker or anything.

Yeah, maybe I’m more selective than I thought, but that’s an ideal partner. I have never had one btw, and at this point I’m not sure I ever will. Next time, someone should ask for dating profiles of others for them to find love, hahaha wouldn’t that be funny

• Woman (optional)

Eh, I rarely have to use office. I don’t really use my personal computer for work, so I’m not forced to use anything, but I do use Google Docs in the rare case I have to use a spreadsheet or to do a presentation. I do have a Windows VM with office installed, but I only really use it for Photoshop and miscellaneous video editing, and that’s not common.

I refused to “upgrade” from Windows 7 to 10 for this kind of bullshit. M$ is trying its hardest to replicate the walled garden model of Apple, with mixed results. Nowadays I run Linux full time, and I haven’t felt more at home.