I’ll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb

—“Who’s Next” by Tom Lehrer

Nothing wrong with being weird! Sometimes we all have to take Chances.

Oh no! …Anyway.

including scores of women and children

This always assumes that there are no civilian men. I get that men are the ones usually conscripted, but… that’s always seemed weird to me.

I was trying to come up with some sick joke about the babies being antisemitic in the eyes of Israel, but I threw up a little bit every time I tried.

And I’ve got a dark sense of humor, so that’s saying something. >.<

How much do we want to bet that someone along the line looked the other way because they believe in being violent towards their kids?

You know, the “spare the rod…” sort. Those people still exist, unfortunately.

Ah, the sound of Joe Rogan’s head exploding.

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

The reactionary vegan hate is real.

“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

In response to gross privacy violations from big companies and governments:

“If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear.”

Tampon Tim

Stopping the red from flowing. County by county, state by state.

Hey, I think that Linda Ellerbee would be a fine debate moderator.

This won’t matter if no one votes.

Also, Newsweek has been going far out of their way to paint a picture of Trump doing poorly even when he’s not. Beware this source.

Thoughts, yes. Please keep in mind that thoughts are not necessarily in the form of a voice, even in humans.

Yep! Thankfully, Clinton won in 2016 and no Democrats actually had to vote. ;-)

Is it just me, or has Newsweek been putting out a lot of content about how Trump is losing and doing poorly, despite most polls saying otherwise?

Beware this source. It’s one step away from a tabloid.

incorrecting (v) - the act of attempting to correct someone with incorrect information, causing hilarity to ensue.

The driver of the vehicle is 69 years old, police said. He was taken to a nearby hospital after suffering minor injuries. He has not been charged.

I’m sorry, what?

Again.