I’ve only ever seen this in the original VHS

I kind of love it when they do this

My one likes to put her paws on my jugular, and I think that’s too much power over my life for one cat.

My puke bucket holds wood chips now.

Huh, when I was sick my parents just made me sleep in the bathtub (they’d put towels in and make it special)

My wife and I both got a stomach flu earlier this year and we have a mop bucket I can’t look at the same.

Some hobbit in 3000 years will get one and use it to display their fresh fruit collection

They’ve got what plants crave.

We’ve all moved on to using hard plastic popcorn containers instead of bowls for holding fruit and eating.

Get with the times oldie!

Oh my god, in a few years we’ll lose them completely!

I love the look of your kitchen, so to me it already looks cozy

The other suggestions are good, and I’d look for something to go above the window over the sink.

Sure, Hitler passed some of the first anti-smoking laws.

That doesn’t excuse all the other awful awful things he did.

Also his anti smoking laws failed as the war went on longer and longer.

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Who of the crew would commit this crime?

Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?

It’s a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piv19tK4lH4

I’m pretty sure landlords paint by putting fireworks inside a can of paint, a la Mr bean.

https://youtu.be/T9MAmWnOznI (skip to 2:43, I don’t know how to do that on mobile)

I just never update the machine clock so the cats don’t know, except now we’re sleeping an hour later than they’re used to.

The capitalize on the extra snuggle time though.

I think they call it an overworked TA nap?

My cat is so confusing.

He lets my wife rub his belly and loves it, but he doesn’t let me. He then follows me around everywhere all day every day, and he always wants to sleep near me.

I play with him a lot, so I think sometimes it’s a “come play with me” and sometimes he thinks I’m going to play with him if I pet his belly, so he gets bitey.

We’ve got some strong Star Trek nonsense brewing in [email protected]

I don’t care if it catches on, I’m enjoying it here where the people are still awesome.

I skimmed that link and it’s pretty interesting, I’ll have to spend more time on it. I definitely liked the part at the end about God being the observer in this context, so what’s a day to him.

Thanks for that

I don’t see why God must be incompatible with evolution or the Big Bang or really any of science. God created us to be clever, surely that includes using logic and science to learn about the world.

Personally I’m agnostic and I try not to judge people. I do judge people who dismiss science and decide faith alone is better.

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