Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can’t defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can’t attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that’s why.

I always considered the green shells to be more concealable for EDC

2A says I can have as many green tortoise shells as I want!

I opt out whenever I travel and I get random checks about 4/5 times now. I definitely don’t flag on this scale either.