1. Electric toothbrush. When I don’t have it with me, brushing manually is such a chore. A device performs better than I do and I embrace it.

2. Prescription glasses. I remember getting to look at a tree with improved sight, and it was wonderful.

3. Air purifier. Has really helped my allergies.

Definitely, we use the Imperial system after all.

8th grade. A girl tells me in the presence of classmates, “I love youuuu.” I just think it’s a joke/prank so I reply, “I’m too young!” Later she privately asks me if I meant that. It didn’t click for me until high school.

Fresh out of an all-boys high school, so no interaction with girls since 8th grade. Freshman year college, fall semester. Classmate says she’s cold and hooks her arm in mine on the walk to lecture. This happens every day. Another classmate asks if we’re dating, and I say no, she’s just cold.

Same semester, same class, in a lab section, it’s warm. I ask my lab partner (different from arm girl) doesn’t she feel hot, why not take off her sweater. She looks at my and says, “I’m not wearing anything underneath.” Next day in lecture she’s dresssd up really nice and sits next to me.

Every day in this lecture these 3 girls sit with me. My high school buddy who’s also in the class tells me, while we’re studying, he thinks it’s hilarious that I’m surrounded by girls. I shrug it off.

They see me rollin

Incomplete sentences make it difficult, such as the OP.

Your example is great:

• Me jumped in the pool.
• I jumped in the pool.

The second sentence is correct, so you would go with, “My twin and I jumped in the pool.”

Similar example:

• The rain got me and my twin soaking wet.
• The rain got my twin and I soaking wet.

Simplify them:

• The rain got me soaking wet.
• The rain got I soaking wet.

The first sentence is correct, so go with, “The rain got me and my twin soaking wet.”

Studies show that 100% of people who injected high doses of bleach didn’t die of COVID. Checkmate, jabbers.

/s

And the fourth panel.

Yeah I think C is designed minimalistic

I would guess space helmet based on the stars in the background and the name of the app being Voyager

I don’t even remember :(

College freshman flying back home for the summer. Not used to flying. Got to my gate about half hour before boarding. Hungry. Went to closest restaurant a couple gates away, got a burrito and ate at a table while listening to music with headphones. Lost track of time. That burrito had my full attention. Missed all the overhead calls for me. Plane had departed by the time I casually walked back to my gate.

And it is quite a hill! Pens, nib grinds, inks, papers and notebooks, cleaning/maintenance, penmanship! I feel like Pooh hitting the honey jackpot. It really is a delight writing without applying pressure.

How did you find out about it?

For me it started with r/pens, which led to r/fountainpens.

Ruth’s Chris. Best ribeye I’ve ever had at a chain restaurant. Also the most expensive. It’s the only restaurant ribeye that has never disappointed me.

I always catch myself about to abbreviate it DTF, and then I type out the entire name.

I clicked just to see. You’re absolutely right.

That includes birds with arms, yeah?

Alright, I’ll come clean, I sang that out loud.

Hi horrible, it’s me Dad, why did you change your name?

If you dress before breakfast: hands > belt > food and whatever else. Unless you also wash your hands after you dress?