Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, “It’s true, bro, you can trust us.”

Not saying it’s a great story, but it’s slightly more believable.

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…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

Did you mean to get the most unattractive to all parties view of it?

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

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Groans in Zombie

I always liked the eucharist, tasted like those cheap ice cream cones we all got as kids.

Didn’t do much for my soul.