Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

Well, if Samsung is updating your phone under extreme gravity or acceleration, then sure.

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

Shorter update times.

The update can be faster. The time can be shorter. The time cannot be faster.

On Denmark, get set, go.

.eieio

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

If only we had an actual count of the number of people who voted for each candidate…

I choose death by snu snu.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

I feel bad for the cancer.

…

Is her name Charlie Chaplin?

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Yes.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

No, this is a wolverine

Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.