The job is done, we can go home now

As a Canadian, probably some sort of universal translator that only translates into an incomprehensible, dead language

I paid $5 once for a lifetime of ad free Reddit. I probably have a negative net value to them. I imagine they have only a few outcomes for a user like me:

• the app I use stays with Reddit, and I generate some income via their new pricing model
• I switch to Reddit official app, maybe even pay for ad free
• I leave altogether, and become a 0 instead of a negative