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…also, I don’t like cheesecake.
Are you an alien? Welcome to Earth.
…also, I don’t like cheesecake.
Are you an alien? Welcome to Earth.
C’mon, you can’t ask us to pick just one. Sometimes you feel like something creamy, sometimes you want crunchy, at times even fruity.
Actually, it’s cheesecake. This week. Because my wife has banned it from the house.
Drive-by advertising. When someone joins a forum I’m active on just to let us know about their shiny new product and doesn’t participate in any other way. Even if it’s relevant, it’s still pretty scummy.
People who use drugs may simply be looking for an enjoyable experience, they don’t necessarily have mental issues.
On the other hand, everyone I know who admits to using drugs is ANNOYING AS FUCK, so no I don’t think they’re cool.
I’m a perma-noob and I was able to do it. Had to re-do a couple of steps because I interpreted instructions that were meant to be literal, but the wiki pages are very comprehensive. I just had to pay attention to the details.
Thanks for the recs.
I leave the house for work at 6, so I’m in bed at 10. As for when I got to sleep… sometimes the snooze gods are kind, sometimes they aren’t.
I didn’t know that, but I’m not exactly shocked to hear it.
Billionaire celebrities with millions of fans enabling their narcissism.
Good choice. It’s one of my favourites. It’s also the first in a trilogy, the last book of which has just been announced.
You sure like watching other people fuck.
I once had a French co-worker tell me that the rest of France would divorce you if they could.
I made the choice to not have kids. I didn’t want the responsibility and I didn’t think I’d make a good parent. I’m in my late 40s now, and honestly - it’s been pretty great. It was the right choice.
I’ve had a photoelectric alarm set off by steam from a dryer in the next room, through a closed door.
Some loud people on the internet hate it when someone drinks soda water. Others, tap water.
Soda water. That I get from my tap and fizz in my Sodastream machine.
Right now, two entirely different beverage gatekeeping factions are gasping and clutching their pearls. Suck it, pearl-clutchers. Or don’t, because this one’s mine.
He adopted a fake accent to distance himself from his humble and poverty-stricken roots.
I’m also not a programmer but here’s why Linux is my daily driver:
I like it.
Leave things better than you found them.
Even potatoes?