That number still remains at zero.

It’s the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

James Taylor

East? I thought you said weast.

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

I don’t care about the voter apathy party.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Joe Exotic?

This idea is good and you should feel good.

So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…